Complete the Line: A cat on ice (is)…

by Bold Symmetry

Here’s an improv game. Come up with new responses for the joke: What is a cat on ice?

Leave your better completions of the line in the comments section below!

A cat on ice (is)…

…a cool cat. (REAL ANSWER)

…cold.

…fucked.

…my favorite drink.

…what people go see when Disney approaches bankruptcy.

…a cat on ice.

…drugged up. Ice=meth.

…confused beacause it can’t get the fish but it can see them.

…still a cat.

…the pet of an evil owner.

…better than a cat on fire.

…a cat on frozen water.

…Jesus.

…still fuckable.

…a Siafreeze.

…wishing he had his kitten mittens.

…looking for an “m.”

…the cat on top of the bit of ice that has the cat on top of it.

…meowing.

…having a bad day.

…HEY I THINK THATS STEVES CAT. WHISKERS GET OVER HERE. SOMEONE GET WHISKERS PLEASE! CALL ANIMAL CONTROL!

…bloody because I murdered him and threw him on the ice. Why I did that is a better question than why he’s on the ice.

…better than a baby on ice.

…with me because I’m on ice.

…just came out of my asshole.

..,kept scratching the sofa and now is on thin ice.

…likes catnip and jingly feather toys, just like any other cat.

…was disobedient but didn’t want to be GROUNDed.

…has no eyes hahahahah. Let’s laugh at him… He’s on the ice… And he can’t see…. hahahahahaah

…dead and we don’t care.

…but lets hope it cracks.

…then more cats on ice.

…stacks on deck, we can pop bottles all night and baby you can have whatever you likeeeee.

…got off the ice.

…thought twice and got off the Ice which was nice because I rolled a dice with Brice to see if it’d suffice.

…is an unreasonable thing to write about for this amount of minutes. Thank you.